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My Unforgettable Tragic Encounter with LASTMA: A Harrowing Tale of Traffic Misfortune"

  Every other thing, group, or sect in Lagos might be overhyped, but trust me, LASTMA is not even getting the flowers it deserves. Lagos is normally that place where they would hype and hype Zinolessky until a Gen-Z music fan began to think that the semi-average artist is far better than the legendary Oriental Brothers in the east and Zango M Kataf in the north. The way Lagosians would glorify the extent of bad roads and slurs in Ajegunle, people living in Ohafia, Umuahia, and Aba areas of Abia State might almost want to write an appreciation to their ex-governors, Theodore Orji and Okezie Ikpeazu. The way they would hype the level of taxation in Mushin and Oshodi, the ones living in the U.K., Canada, the U.S.A., and other parts of Europe where the real taxes are paid, might even start sending them condolences. Typical Lagosians They overhype everything about themselves. But please, whenever a Lagosian or resident of Lagos talks about or hypes the ruthlessness of the infamous LASTMA,