Diary Of An Average Nigerian Undergraduate (Part 2)
EPISODE 2 With rage, I rushed down to her store, which was like 6 kilometers away from where I met the madman. As I walked hurriedly, all I kept mustering angrily was, "I knew this was all she wanted! I just knew. It's not like she really knows what or how Bowen operates or that she and her husband are ready to foot the bill. She just wants to brag. Shikenah! She only wants to broadcast. Mtchweew. When I finally reached my mom’s shop, I met another sight that left me dumbfounded and angrier. Scene 3 My mom: (Shouting and Jamming one hand to the other): In what aspect of life do you even measure up to me, foolish woman? Beauty? Money? Achievement? Family? Children? And erhh! That even reminds me. JSYK: My first son, Ebuka, just got admission into Bowen University, a feat no one in this whole community has ever attained. Other Market Woman : (Murmuring and mustering amongst themselves) My mom: (Continues) Mummy Bayo, tell us the spectacular feat your own son has achieve