A Real Problem Kid.

  Every other thing, group, or sect in Lagos might be overhyped, but trust me, LASTMA is not even getting the flowers it deserves. Lagos is normally that place where they would hype and hype Zinolessky until a Gen-Z music fan began to think that the semi-average artist is far better than the legendary Oriental Brothers in the east and Zango M Kataf in the north. The way Lagosians would glorify the extent of bad roads and slurs in Ajegunle, people living in Ohafia, Umuahia, and Aba areas of Abia State might almost want to write an appreciation to their ex-governors, Theodore Orji and Okezie Ikpeazu. The way they would hype the level of taxation in Mushin and Oshodi, the ones living in the U.K., Canada, the U.S.A., and other parts of Europe where the real taxes are paid, might even start sending them condolences. Typical Lagosians They overhype everything about themselves. But please, whenever a Lagosian or resident of Lagos talks about or hypes the ruthlessness of the infamous LASTMA,

  Seriously, I still can’t tell whether it was plain stupidity or whether I really got overconfident, especially after gulping and using this "anointing oil" to cook and bathe for the past six days, just as recommended by the guest prophet my church brought from Maiduguri to minister in our recent Youth Convention. It might also be a ploy and spell by my unforgiving village people to get back at me after I had refused to send the so-called monthly contribution for community development for the past six months. Until this very moment of this post, I’m still feverishly asking myself whether it was 1X Bet that sponsored the audacity that made me want to play this gamble with an active member of Lagos's most dreaded people: bus conductors. Not just any gamble, even, but an entirely senseless, irrational, and impossible gamble. A gamble no one in Lagos has ever won Imagine placing an odd of over 4.5, over 3.5, over 1.5, or even a straight win on a finished team like Chelsea