BBNaija All-Stars: 5 Most Beautiful BBNaija Housemates Of All Times
In the words of a certain wise Calabar drunkard, "One unfair irony of life is how an extremely attractive person would have 50% of his problem solved just for the sake of a fine face, while a less attractive person would have his or hers multiplied by 100 because of the same face too". Quite hilarious, but unfortunately true. As someone who has witnessed how jungle justice was served on both an attractive person and a less attractive person who committed the same degree of crime, I can categorically say that being beautiful or handsome pays a great deal.
Organizers of the Big
Brother Naija show understand this, and that’s why they allocate about 90% of
their yearly slots to physically attractive people, 7% to average-looking
people, and the remaining person to dandruff-looking faces (no offense
intended). And even though having a glamorous structure isn’t a sure ticket to
winning the show (most past winners were even average-looking), it sure does a
lot for a housemate outside the show, especially with brands and endorsements.
However, in this
article, we aren’t just talking beauty, but extraordinary, superb magnificence
that can compete with that of Young Agbani Darego and Bianca Ojukwu, beauties
that mercifully decided to grace our TV screens, and absolute glamours that
have made over 78% of Nigerian Urhobo men regret rushing into marriage.
In this
non-sentimental article, we prepared a compilation of the five most glamorous
female Big Brother Naija housemates that made us scream "God dey create
o" from all seasons of the show.
Disclaimer: This
authentic compilation was accurately curated using the world’s most foremost
beauty measurement scale, PFFC—Physique, Facials, Fashion Sense, and
Carriage/Class. Disgruntled persons who are unsatisfied with the descending
arrangement of the list are free to table their grievances and appeals before
any Nigerian court of incompetent jurisdiction.
If you’re ready, just
like I am, let's count down the list of the most beautiful Big Brother Naija
housemates of all time.
Top 5 Most Beautiful Housemates Of All Times
- Venita
Fifth on our list is
Nollywood actress, model, brand ambassador, original Big Brother Naija 2019
housemate, and returned All-Stars housemate, Venita Akpofure. Despite being 32
(past her prime) and a mother of two, as at the time of the first "Pepper
Dem" season, Venita stood glamourously up high in the midst of salacious
hot female housemates and even caught the attention of younger fellow male
housemates like the "booless" Omashola and the taken-for-granted
Frodd.
Four years later, and
at 36, Venita’s crazy elegance is still a Mumu button holder and has kidnapped more than three-quarters of Adekunle’s heart.
PFFC Rating
In terms of physique
(height, flat tummy, overall body structure), the stunning Delta-born actress
is definitely a 10/10, facially a 9/10, has a top-notch fashion sense of an
8/10, but unfortunately has low carriage of herself. Venita’s lousiness and the
local way she picks up fights with partners or girlfriends (her potential
sisters-in-law) of her cousin, Neo, are just so inversely proportional to her
British accent.
Overall PFFC Rating: 7.2/10
- Cee-C
Fourth on the list is
Enugu-born lawyer, model, actress, BBN Double Wahala runner-up, and authentic
premium Gbas-Gbos crooner, Cynthia Nwadiora, popularly known as Cee-C. Although
height-disadvantaged, the alluring 30-year-old is still one of the most impressive pieces of God’s creations and has such a banging body and gorgeous pointed
forehead that it effortlessly captured the soul of a hardened titled man, Mazi
Whitemoney.
Another admirable
Cee-C trait that further beautifies her is her strong-willed, alpha-female, and
extra-confident nature, which has surely won her the hearts of several
ill-mannered fans as well.
PFFC Ratings
Cynthia Nwadiora might
not have an entirely excellent physique, especially in terms of stature, but
her 10/10 facials compensate for that. Talking about fashionability, I’m sure
even famous Nigerian stylist Toyin Lawani would give her at least a 9/10, and
trust me, unless Cynthia was born in one of the slumpy villages of Edo, that
name always comes with 10/10 classiness.
Overall PFFC Rating: 7.5
- Erica Nlewedim
Next on our list is
Abia-born actress, model, ex-beauty queen, and disqualified housemate of the
Big Brother Naija season 5 lockdown season, Erica Ngozi Nlewedim. It is
noteworthy to recall that what led to the gorgeous’ Erica’s disqualification
somewhat revolved around her glamorous, radiant beauty and stunning make-up.
During the course of
the 2O20 lockdown season, the beauty queen stirred attention amongst several
male housemates, chief amongst whom were billionaire Heir, Kiddwaya, and
the boy with the ring-light dress, Laycon, who were undyingly on top of her
case. Being the typical Nigerian lady who would never pick Agbalumo over Honey,
Erica, of course, decided Kiddwaya as her boyfriend and pushed our philosophical
Laycon into the friend zone, a zone the "Awa fierce crooner" didn’t
think was befitting for an honorable, intelligent rapper and an extremely
caring male like himself.
But after so many abortive
tries of wanting to make Erica see why she was making the grievous mistake of
choosing Kiddwaya over him, Laycon went ahead to castigate her before other
housemates and made certain false statements about his involvement with Erica,
which she later learned of.
This, of course,
caused tension between the two, which later grew into an intense rift that saw
Erica disqualified from the Big Brother house. Even though many see the whole
Laycon-Erica thing as a pity strategy that later panned out well for Laycon,
trust me, Laycon really did want Erica for himself, for real. Who wouldn’t want
such a radiant, glamorous, fair-complexioned, succulent angel? Not even Adams
Oshiomole!
PFFC Ratings
In terms of physique,
Erica might unfortunately be a 5/10 (the height disadvantage), but her facials
are most definitely a 10. Her weird fashion sense, to be honest, honorably
deserves a fair 6, but talking of class, Erica is an awesome 10.
Overall Rating: 8.0
- Diane
On the second spot is
queenly seated the Arewa beauty goddess, actress, model, and season 4
housemate, Diane Russet. Diane is no doubt an ideal spec for men who love them
slim, slender, portable, and pocketable. Sorry, you can’t actually pocket the
heavily-mouthed Diane, please. You can consult Elozonam for more clarification.
Diane’s incredible
figure 8, soothing voice, succulent lips, and elegant stature are sure to turn
the average African man’s heart crazy and definitely run him a check for thirty
sleepless nights.
PFFC Ratings
The Kaduna-born has an
excellent 10/10 physique, a 9/10 facial, a top-notch 8/10 fashion sense, and an
excellent 10/10 class.
Overall Ratings: 8.7/10
- Kim Oprah
The number one on this
list is none other than, as I’m sure you must have guessed, the authentic ebony
beauty and the inarguably most beautiful lady to have graced the Big Brother
Naija show, Kim Oprah. We don’t mean to hype, but you see, Kim is definitely on
the list of the top ten most gorgeous women to have walked the surface of this
planet. Show us your top ten if you don’t agree.
Unfortunately, because
of her early eviction from her original "Pepper Dem" season, we
didn’t get to see enough of this beauty and the many Wahalas she would have
caused amongst her male season 5 housemates. But even as an early evictee, Kim
Oprah's glamour still opened several endorsement doors and made her achieve
even more than several finalists and winners.
Well, the magnificent
Kim Oprah has been returned to the ongoing All-Stars season, and we hope to see
how this goddess causes exchanges of punches between Cross and Pere.
PFFC Ratings
In terms of physique,
Kim Oprah definitely bags a solid 11/10, and for facials, a glamorous 10/10.
Kim’s fashion sense should at least earn a 9/10, but unfortunately, because of
her recent jump from man to man, i.e., from Pere to Cross and even to Married
Omashola, we at A Real Problem Kid lowered her class score to a 6.
Overall Ratings: 9.5/10
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